
Hannah Holman shot by Angelo Pennetta wearing a fur bag by Kenzo.
Dear Stalkers,
You’ve not been that great at stalking of late. We’ve had no creepy phone calls, no nut-cases hanging around outside the office, and LOVE HQ has remained almost entirely bereft of weird packages and disturbing hand-written letters. But fear not! Valentines day is nearly upon us, which, as we all know means it’s your time to shine. As such, we’ve compiled a list of everything that the LOVE team and our favourite friends would like. Please send to the usual address.
Thanks,
Team LOVE.
Danko Steiner: Everything
Catherine Russel: A charcoal grey kitten
Alex Wang: A full day’s sleep (since its the day after my show!)
Sally Lyndley: Johnny Depp, and a hot-pink feathered Cherokee Headdress
Stephen Jones: A Bedlington terrier, a weekend in Brighton, and lovely hats for Giles
Victoria Beckham: A long lie in with David.. and a hair cut!
Anders Thomsen: Glee the stage show
Phoebe Arnold: A whippet and a prairie dog, everything from the Chloe pre-collection, a lifetimes supply of Montbriac, the whole Illamasqua nail varnish range, and a small elf to tidy my flat and my desk every day.
Victoria Young: I would really love a fantastic look from the Chloe pre-collection and a delicious cheese fondue with my terrific boyfriend, Boo George, King of the World. Failing that, a tryst round the back of the Gunmakers Arms with my secret lover, the interminably handsome Isaac Lock.
Hanna Hanra: A whirlwind weekend trip to Mexico with my boyfriend, the actor Robert Pattinson.
Jane Bruton: That Mulberry Love necklace!!
Isaac Lock: The Temptation of St Anthony triptych and a pygmy elephant. Failing that I’d settle for some Heironymous Bosch monster figures, the Hermes bike, and an early morning drive to Horsey in Norfolk.
Harriet Quick: A long French kiss in the cultural vicinity of a notable and upright monument.
Camille Miceli: 3 knot rings from Cartier – 1 yellow, one white gold and one rose gold, a new Dior pearl necklace from the prefall, home fragrance diffuser called ‘fler mecanique’ from Frederic Malle, a pair of crochet boots from Ferragamo. Voila! Big Kissinger.
Justin Cooke: Katie Grand.
Pixie Geldof: I want it not to be Valentine’s.
Andrew Davis: I would really love this 1930s portable heater, in the auction at Bonhams in NY. My partner has finally put his foot down and said no pets (since the stick insect saga). So this heater is the next best thing.
Ben Reardon: Megalolz, rolfs and OMGs with someone who feels the same.
Fran Burns: Miu Miu cat print platforms and a box of Charbonnel Walker pink Champagne truffles.
David Hughes: Two front teeth…or is that Christmas…
Amanda Harlech: Ok. I want a key. You can tie a red ribbon on it if you want.
Luella Bartley: A big dog – a pointer.
Alessandra Ambrosio: Sex.
Alasdair McLellan: Sex too.
Gareth Pugh: A guilt free day off in bed…Failing that, a large salt rimmed frozen margarita and a plate of chicken fajitas with the boy always puts a smile on my face.
Kelly Brook: A riverboat trip on Lake Garda! Fifi and Romeo Lingerie, Red Velvet cupcakes.
Charlotte Stockdale: I wanna wake up rocking gently on a boat in the middle of a sunny sea, alone with Marc, no phones, and a case of Dom P…
Lorraine Griffin: World peace and an end to suffering. Failing that, a Diorette ring by Dior.
Tor Gooder: A Burmese kitten
Nick Grimshaw: Some Zovirax
Dree Hemingway: Sex with Kristen Stewart
Christina Lindsay: Some beautiful flowers and a card (you just have to), a black leather Roberts radio for my kitchen, a lovely dinner somewhere (but not actually on Valentine’s Day, as I can’t bear being constantly pestered by plastic rose sellers), for Google to take the ‘Content Warning’ off my blog Fashion’s Most Wanted, which stops people finding it. Since I’ve been working at LOVE there have been complaints about the amount of tits and nudity on there!
Paul Hanlon: I’d like a day off to be with my girlfriend. That would be nice.
Andrew Richardson: A good slap around the face…
Katie Hillier: Panthere de Cartier ring, in yellow gold, diamonds, emeralds, onyx! But I probably wont get it…
Grace Cobb: A beagle, and Giles’ metallic biker trousers. Pretty Please xx
Glen Luchford: Uhm…..Some Old Spice aftershave and Michael Bolton’s Greatest Hits would be nice.
Beth Ditto: Peace. A divorce.
Simon Robins: Ryan Kwanten, and some 24 carat gold handcuffs from Kiki de Montparnasse
Agyness Deyn: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Kim Sion: The giant red velvet heart-shaped box of chocolates from M&S.
Sophia Neophitou: Endless Love.
Louie Chaban: To make it through NY Fashion Week alive.
Katie Grand: For the new LOVE website to work well, unconditionally, forever, like a beautiful marriage. Failing that a black bunny called Clarence.